(via barebackinq)
brooklyn 99′s first bleep was a bleep done well
This might be my new favorite B99 joke of all time.
(via waterjags)
when it’s 2017 and you’ve left your ability to give a shit in the rearview mirror as you ascend to the astral plane
This is so fucking funny
This is peak 2017
He brutally forced open her third eye
Is he okay…
he is ascended
Is he real
He’s actually not okay at all. His ex-girlfriend that he was planning to patch things up with killed herself with a drug overdose after using suicide threats to keep him from leaving and next year he’s being put on trial for wrongful death by her ex-husband. He shows up for these things and tactless reporters keep asking why he doesn’t have a date.
(via anotherfirebender)
(via barebackinq)
don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page
cool
(via bob-belcher)
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(via bob-belcher)
adz:
Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:my cat does this before he pukes
that comment just absolutely took me out
(via pyrrhicowl)